Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

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There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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