- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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