- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

this is not a joke

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

69- by Adam Chebali

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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