Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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Jimmy Saville

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realizing the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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