whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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I had sex with my mother in law

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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Smeg...

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Joke.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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meh

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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