A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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I am a joke. I am funny.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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Anti Joke

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