Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

i have to pee out my ass.

Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

69- by Adam Chebali

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

kcuf read it backwards

your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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