WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

The Detroit Lions

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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