- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

What is white and square? A ping pong block

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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