Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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TIMMAH!

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Hey Shea

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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