A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

giddy goat

Guess what? The Game.

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

So a jew walks into a bar!

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Chuck Norris.

A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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