What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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How are cars made? By magic.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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My children are huge mistakes.

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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Whats an Anti Joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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