- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

i am and me is i

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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