- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

Jesus was a good guy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

Wanna know something funny? Your face

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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