What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

this is not a joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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