- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

What's 6 + 9? 15.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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