Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

Knock knock. Racism.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

Michael Castillo is gay

Butt poop.

Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

Spinabifita

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

Compton

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

Moo! I'm a goat!

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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