- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

What's funnier than 68 69

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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