What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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Michael Castillo is gay

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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a man walks in to a bar he says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey laugh" so he goes in there and makes it laugh and gets a free beer ant then the next day he goes in and says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey cry" so he goes in there and makes the horse cry and the bartender says " i will give you a free beer but first tell me what you did to make my donkey laugh and cry" the man says " first to make the donkey laugh i told the donkey i had a bigger penis than him then to make him cry i showed him

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How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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