Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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an athiest walks into a church

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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