Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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David Silberberg is gay

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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