What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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stinky boner

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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