- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

this is not a joke

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

69- by Adam Chebali

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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