What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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Jake was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. His wife looks down and sees a scale.

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The person below me is weird.

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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this is not a joke. jks

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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