A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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