What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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