Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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potatoes

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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