- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

Jesus was a good guy

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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