What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

I am a joke. I am funny.

There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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