- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

Womens rights

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??