- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

I LIKE TRAINS

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

whats long and stretchy? elastic

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