- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

I love pissing people off :P

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