Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Knock knock! Ding dong.

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

baby seal walks into a club

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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