- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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