If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

Joke.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

Women's rights

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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