Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

cliché rebecca black joke.

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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