What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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brandon ya twwat

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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A ginger was with his friends

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There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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