- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

I am a joke. I am funny.

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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