- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

i have an apple. now suck my dick

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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