- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

whats good about poland... fukk all

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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