- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Kelly Clarkson

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

Tunechi

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Women.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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