What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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womens rights

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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