- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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