What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

How much Is a free app on my market?

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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