If life throws you melons... ouch

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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Charlotte Bobcats

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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