Are you gay? No. Ok.

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

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What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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