- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

hey

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

you lose.

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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