roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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Susie sells seashells by the seashore. Susie was a schizophrenic bitch who caused irreversible harm to her family and those close to her. She also had underage sex with a black guy named John. He was actually a pretty decent guy, but he decided to smoke weed a couple times when his dad was going through some tough times. His dad resented him for this fact and it caused unresolved tension between them for years. This caused John to go out and seek younger girls to have sex with, to fill the emptiness he and his dad's relationship left him with. Meanwhile, Susie was falling in love with John, not knowing his many dark secrets he had tried best to keep hidden from her. Eventually, all of these things come out in the open, and Susie still respects him and ultimately loves him even more for being so honest.

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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Anti Joke

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