- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

gabbi nunez ;)

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Health food.

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

What did the car do? CRASH!

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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