What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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Smeg...

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Charlotte Bobcats

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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