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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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The person below me is weird.

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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