- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

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