giddy goat

What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

Guess what? The Game.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

So a jew walks into a bar!

A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

Do you play piano? No

What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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