Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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Women's rights.

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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Once upon a time, The end.

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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Take this and put it- No.

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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