- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

The WNBA.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

knock knock whos there open the door and find out

Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Not a joke.

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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